Bette Midler

I am looking for someone, anyone, who has an "in" with Bette Midler as I have two screenplays that I would really love to get in front of her eyes. I already live in Las Vegas, and as she's appearing at Caesars, phyically getting it/them to her would be a piece of cake -- provided I get the green light from Ms. Midler -- as one of these scripts was written specifically with her in mind;-}!